We all did it at school, huddled round dictionaries in the playground
or before interminable French or German lessons started, looking
up naughty words like willy or fanny. Well,
now CMC saves you the effort of searching for swearwords, profanities,
scatological phrases and words that your gran would frown upon by
gathering together a selection for your delectation. And dont
tell me youre not curious...
Source: All these phrases were collected from members of the CMC
email list or visitors to CMC so may reflect local dialects. If
you have any swearwords that you would like to add to this collection,
please do email them
to us.
word/phrase |
meaning |
biji-bo (n) |
penis |
bogal jobio (v) |
to have gay sex |
bustachu (v) |
a bustach is a castrated bull so to bustachu is
to have sex without danger of impregnating your partner |
bwchio (v) |
to fuck / to knob / to shaft |
cachgi (n) |
lit. shit-dog = coward |
cachiad (n) |
shit |
cachu (v) |
to shit |
cachu iar |
chicken shit |
cachu planciau (vp) |
lit. shitting planks = to be terrified |
calar (n) |
penix/cock (from the Mabinogion) |
cedor (n) |
pubic hair |
cael cachiad (vp) |
to have a shit |
ceilliau (npl) |
testicles |
cetors (npl) |
pubic hairs |
cer i grafu (i) |
lit. go to scratch = go to hell |
cerpyn jam (np) |
tampon (from Wrecsam) |
cig a llysiau (i) |
lit. meat and two veg = male genitals |
cnych (n) |
fuck |
cnychu (v) |
to fuck |
codiad (n) |
erection |
cont (n) |
cunt (but in Caernarfon "iawn cont" is considered
a warm greeting) |
corris (n) |
cunt |
cryniadur (n) |
vibrator (not to be confused with Crynwr - Quaker) |
cwd (n) |
scrotum (also in Caernarfon "s'mae cwd"
is a greeting) |
dim gwerth rhech dafad (i) |
lit. not worth a sheep's fart = worthless |
disgleirio/sgleinio fel ceilliau ci (i) |
lit. to shine like a dog's testicles = the dog's
bollocks |
dos i chwarae efo dy nain (i) |
go play with your granny = fuck off |
fel rhech jet (i) |
lit. like a jet's fart = like a damp squib |
ffwrch (n) |
fuck |
ffwrcho (v) |
to fuck |
ffyc (n) |
fuck |
ffycio (v) |
to fuck |
haliad hallt (n) |
salty wank |
jini ffernac (n) |
tampon |
lembo (n) |
idiot |
llawes goch (np) |
lit. red sleeve = woman's genitalia |
mae hi wedi cachi arna i (i) |
lit. it's shit on me = I'm buggered/I'm for the
chop |
malu cachu (vp) |
lit. mincing shit = talking nonsense |
mewn cachiad (i) |
lit. in a shit = to do something more quickly
than something done 'mewn dau gachiad' |
mewn cachiad chwanan (i) |
lit. in a flea's shit = to do something more quickly
than something done 'mewn cachiad' |
mewn cachiad nico (i) |
lit. in a goldfinches shit = to do something quickly |
mewn dau gachiad (i) |
lit. in two shits = to do something quickly |
min dwr (np) |
lit. watery hard on = an erection you get when
you're very drunk |
paid â chodi pais wedi pisio (i) |
lit. don't lift your petticoats after you've pissed
= don't cry over split milk |
pen pidlan gawsog (i) |
lit. cheesy head of a penis = cheesy nob end |
pen-coc (n) |
dick head |
pidin tarw (np) |
lit. a bull's penis = dickhead |
pis (n) |
piss |
pisio (v) |
to piss |
pisio bwrw (np) |
lit. pissing rain = heavy rain |
pisio cath (np) |
lit. cat piss = French currant bush (plant) |
pisio glaw (np) |
lit. pissing rain = heavy rain |
piso (v) |
to piss |
piso dryw (np) |
lit. wren's piss = a weak drink (e.g. tea) |
piso dryw bach yn y môr (i) |
lit. wren's piss in the sea = a drop in the ocean |
piso gwidw (np) |
lit. widow's piss = a weak drink (e.g. tea) |
putain (n) |
prostitute |
putainfeistr (n) |
pimp |
pwdin blew (np) |
lit. hairy pudding = female genitalia |
rhech mewn potel, rhech mewn potel bop (i) |
lit. fart in a bottle, fart in a bottle of pop
= insignificant thing or action, like 'fart in a jacuzzi'. |
rhyw (n) |
sex |
rhywiol (a) |
sexual |
sach(au) bach (n) |
condom(s) (from Merthyr) |
saim serch (n) |
lit. love grease = love juice |
sguthan (n) |
harridan, bitch |
shinach (n) |
sly bastard |
siani (n) |
female genetalia |
silffo (v) |
to get off with someone |
sioncen (n) |
fanny |
slebog (n) |
slag, loose woman |
spwng dorth (np) |
lit. spunk loaf = Arctic roll (spongecake with
icecream inside) |
swydd chwythiant (np) |
blow job |
tafod bach (n) |
G-spot |
twll dy din (vp) |
bugger off |
twll tin (n) |
arsehole |
y cachwr (np) |
lit. the shitter = shithead |
y cedor lama (np) |
lit. the llama's pubic hair = wanker |
y coc oen (np) |
lit. the lamb's cock = dickhead |
yn twll tin Ifan saer (i) |
lit. in Ifan the carpenter's arse = sarcastic
response to the question 'Where is it?' |