useful phrases - swearing We all did it at school, huddled round dictionaries in the playground or before interminable French or German lessons started, looking up naughty words like 'willy' or 'fanny'. Well, now CMC saves you the effort of searching for swearwords, profanities, scatological phrases and words that your gran would frown upon by gathering together a selection for your delectation. And don't tell me you're not curious... Note: If you are of a sensitive disposition, please do not read on. And certainly don't email me telling me that Welsh is a 'pure' language or the language of heaven and therefore should not be sullied by such profanities. If you can show me a Welsh speaking adult who doesn't fuck in Welsh, then I'll show you someone who needs to get out more. Source: All these phrases were collected from members of the CMC email list or visitors to CMC so may reflect local dialects. If you have any swearwords that you would like to add to this collection, please do email them to us. Abbreviations: v - verb n - noun npl -plural noun a - adjective vp - verb phrase (e.g. 'shitting bricks') np - noun phrase (e.g. 'damp squib') i - idiomatic phrase word/phrase meaning biji-bo (n) penis bogal jobio (v) to have gay sex bustachu (v) a bustach is a castrated bull so to bustachu is to have sex without danger of impregnating your partner bwchio (v) to fuck cachgi (n) lit. shit-dog = coward cachiad (n) shit cachu (v) to shit cachu iar chicken shit cachu planciau (vp) lit. shitting planks = to be terrified cael cachiad (vp) to have a shit calar (n) penis/cock (from the Mabinogion) cedor (n) pubic hair ceilliau (npl) testicles cer i grafu (i) lit. go to scratch = go to hell cerpyn jam (np) tampon (from Wrecsam) cetors (npl) pubic hairs cig a llysiau (i) lit. meat and two veg = male genitals cnych (n) fuck cnychu (v) to fuck codiad (n) erection cont (n) cunt (but in Caernarfon "iawn cont" is considered a warm greeting) corris (n) cunt cryniadur (n) vibrator (not to be confused with Crynwr - Quaker) cwd (n) scrotum (also in Caernarfon, "S'mae cwd" is a greeting) dim gwerth rhech dafad (i) lit. not worth a sheep's fart = worthless disgleirio/sgleinio fel ceilliau ci (i) lit. to shine like a dog's testicles = the dog's bollocks dos i chwarae efo dy nain (i) go play with your granny = fuck off fel rhech jet (i) lit. like a jet's fart = like a damp squib ffwrch (n) fuck, or can refer to a vagina ffwrcho (v) to fuck ffyc (n) fuck ffycio (v) to fuck haliad hallt (n) salty wank jini ffernac (n) tampon lembo (n) idiot llawes goch (np) lit. red sleeve = woman's genitalia mae hi wedi cachi arna i (i) lit. it's shit on me = I'm buggered/I'm for the chop malu cachu (vp) lit. mincing shit = talking nonsense mewn cachiad (i) lit. in a shit = to do something more quickly than something done 'mewn dau gachiad' mewn cachiad chwanan (i) lit. in a flea's shit = to do something more quickly than something done 'mewn cachiad' mewn cachiad nico (i) lit. in a goldfinches shit = to do something quickly mewn dau gachiad (i) lit. in two shits = to do something quickly min dwr (np) lit. watery hard on = an erection you get when you're very drunk paid â chodi pais wedi pisio (i) lit. don't lift your petticoats after you've pissed = don't cry over split milk pen pidlan gawsog (i) lit. cheesy head of a penis = cheesy nob end pen-coc (n) dick head pidin tarw (np) lit. a bull's penis = dickhead pis (n) piss pisio (v) to piss pisio bwrw (np) lit. pissing rain = heavy rain pisio cath (np) lit. cat piss = French currant bush (plant) pisio glaw (np) lit. pissing rain = heavy rain piso (v) to piss piso dryw (np) lit. wren's piss = a weak drink (e.g. tea) piso dryw bach yn y môr (i) lit. wren's piss in the sea = a drop in the ocean piso gwidw (np) lit. widow's piss = a weak drink (e.g. tea) putain (n) prostitute putainfeistr (n) pimp pwdin blew (np) lit. hairy pudding = female genitalia rhech mewn potel, rhech mewn potel bop (i) lit. fart in a bottle, fart in a bottle of pop = insignificant thing or action, like 'fart in a jacuzzi'. rhyw (n) sex rhywiol (a) sexual sach/au bach (n) condoms (from Merthyr) saim serch (n) lit. love grease = love juice sguthan (n) harridan, bitch shinach (n) sly bastard siani (n) female genitalia silffo (v) to get off with someone sioncen (n) fanny slebog (n) slag, loose woman spwng dorth (np) lit. spunk loaf = Arctic roll (spongecake with ice-cream inside) swydd chwythiant (np) blow job tafod bach (n) G-spot twll dy din (vp) bugger off twll tin (n) arsehole y cachwr (np) lit. the shitter = shithead y cedor lama (np) lit. the llama's pubic hair = wanker y coc oen (np) lit. the lamb's cock = dickhead yn twll tin Ifan saer (i) lit. in Ifan the carpenter's arse = sarcastic response to the question 'Where is it?'